000MrBlonde000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Matrix Has You.]

Damn good

Awesome, awesome, and more awesome. Making parodies of The Matrix is extremely too cliche by now, but you guys managed to keep some originality and funny parts. Animation was great, concept, voice...and I am DEFINATELY that last agent in Burly Brawl that comes out all confused with "Whatd I miss?"

oh and btw rancidboddah gave you a shit review but he doesnt know what hes talking about so ill proceed to letting out my feelings towards him
ID LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A FLASH, YA LITTLE PUSSY! PROBABLY BE ONE OF THOSE 2 FRAMED STICK VIDS THAT GET BLAMMED WITHIN 30 SECONDS, ITS DIFFICULT CREATING GOOD FLASH, EVER THINK OF THAT ONE, PRICK?! GO BACK TO SUCKING YOUR OWN MOTHERS TIT, YOU COCK-SUCKING, CRACK-WHORING, MAN-SLUTTING, PRICK-RIDING, DICKLESS, HEARTLESS, HOPELESS NO GOOD GOD DAMN FATASS FUCKER!

Thank you.

[son bitch counter strike]

KICKASS!!!

God I fucking HATE THOSE ASSFUCKS. Ive been there man, in servers like those, with gay ass admins...and its not just the admins, either. assfuck admins, assfuck players, Im surrounded by fucking assfucks!!!

BTW I just thought that you (and whoever else is reading my review right now) would get a laugh out of this. Please, NEVER play CS this much :
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUGSNZH

[Nikata - Revenge]

OK, i will review

Too short, not enough plot, bad voice acting, bad fight scene, not enough sound, no music, CRAP.

Thank you for listenin!

wallpaperman responds:

not enough sound????? what the hell? there's sound all the way throuhg it, dickhead

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP01]

Pretty cool.

I loved it, its great. 1 question...what is the song in the menu, and whos it by?

[DE_dust]

Pretty hardcore.

Gfx were all cool, except for the fact that it was stick. Sounds were too loud at some points, and mixed with other that didnt turn out too well, but that doesnt worry me much. It wasnt very funny...except for that one part where the terrorist jumps from behind the crate and shoots at the ct's with an empty clip, and shouts fuck, that was pretty damn funny. I didnt like how you ripped off the matrix in so many spots, this is counterstrike man, counterstrike! And as for the ending...big blooper! Even if the last two opposing people were killed at the same time, the bomb was planted and ticking, so the terrorists shouldve won. Aside from all of that ripping, its a great movie and I definatly hope for more.

["Lame" Episode 1 (Part 2)]

Hahaha that was awesome

I loved it, please continue the series...

[Vampire Hunter INA 3]

This is publishable material

Vamp Hunter INA is beyond excellent. Only flaw I see in it is the lack of sound quality. The voice acting itself isnt bad, its just so fuzzy that I cant even shape whats going on. Just get new mics for whoever does the voice acting, then get this all published, then get rich because people will buy and love it...

[Phones - Episode 2]

Hahahaha

Gave me a good laugh! The meow part was definatly the best, almost fell outta my chair laughing...I like the theme in between scenes when it shows the title, but I see theres 5 audio artist in this video...I dont feel like rooting through all of em for that one song, could you by any chacne give me the name and author so I dont have to?

Kid-Eternity responds:

I have all of the tracks listed in order of use on the credits at the end if you want to look. The theme I used this time between scenes was "Heavy guitar riff w siren loop", by staticnoise. I just took a 3sec peice of it, it's actually much longer and kicks butt.

As usual, I'll be trolling the depths of the audio portal for a new set of songs for the next episode.

[Castlevania SoTN Alt End]

That was so funny!

Usually I dont find crap like this funny...but this was exceptional! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Good job.

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

How did this make the front page?

Graphics didnt have much to brag about, It was kinda good with the moving of the arms on the puppets, but thats about the only thing that imrpessed me.

The sounds werent that good, the voices weer very annoying, and the theme songs were low quality.

The concept itself was pretty gay, I didnt like it, its just a friggen puppet show making fun of a book, and there wasnt anything impressive in it.

I didnt find it funny. Not one bit. But since it made front page, Im assuing others did, so I gave it a 2.

Overall opinion : SHOULDNT HAVE MADE FRONT PAGE.